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Warm the girls and the giggles with Ta-Ta Toasters! A hilarious hooter heater for cold days, hot laughs, and unforgettable white elephant moments.

Transform into a fabulous floof with this white poodle mask! Perfect for Halloween, parties, or confusing your dog. Fits kids, adults, and canine spirits.

They said, “I want nothing”—so give them exactly that. A prank gift box that delivers absolutely nothing. Perfect for friends, family, and stocking stuffers.

Laugh through aging chaos! This witty book tackles senior life with humor, grace, and just a splash of toilet water. Perfect gag gift for men hitting their golden years.

Taste the magic! Fluffy reindeer farts in merry cherry flavor—perfect for stuffing stockings, sparking giggles, and confusing everyone at holiday parties.

Unleash your inner birdbrain! These wild eagle claw gloves are perfect for hilarious costumes, weird parties, and flapping around like you mean it.

Turn heads and ruffle feathers with this full-head pigeon mask—perfect for parties, pranks, or confusing your neighborhood birds.

No snoring, no commitment—just cuddles. This huggable half-man is the ultimate plus-one for naps, laughs, and lonely Netflix nights.

Smells like sandalwood... and patience running out. Light this when dad’s one eye twitch from losing it. Funny, fragrant, and full of fatherly feels.

Grill like a legend, laugh like a perv. This apron serves up spicy sass and smoky goodness—perfect for backyard BBQ kings and meat-loving husbands.

Cast a line while you drop a line. This toilet fishing game brings splashy fun to bathroom breaks—great for kids, dads, or serious seat-time anglers.

Hydrated? No. I just identify as water. This leather can cooler is a chill gag gift for dads, dudes, and anyone who drinks like it's a lifestyle.