Toynk's Canned Unicorn Meat plush toy in a metal tin, a hilarious gag gift featuring faux unicorn chunks

Canned Unicorn Meat

Serve up laughs with this plush unicorn “meat” in a can! Perfect for pranksters, collectors, or anyone craving a mythical snack with zero calories.

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