Cat Hand Towels

This smiling middle finger statue brings cheeky charm to any desk, shelf, or office. A hilarious gift for coworkers, pranksters, or passive-aggressive decorators.

Bookmark your chaos! This fake coffee spill saves your page while giving major oops vibes—perfect for caffeine addicts, bookworms, and prank lovers.

Meet Red, your new kitchen sidekick! This crabby little guy holds your spoons, fights the splatters, and brings shell-abrations to every meal prep.

Create tiny zen moments with a magic sand-drawing orb! Boost focus, spark joy, and hypnotize yourself into relaxation—perfect for quirky desk decor.

Blast back to the ‘80s with this NES-style wireless mouse—perfect for nostalgic nerds, office gamers, or anyone who hates boring tech.

Escape meetings, kids, or reality! This portable pod is your soundproof sanctuary for work, naps, or hiding from responsibility. Privacy never looked so weird.

Beet farmer. Assistant to the Regional Manager. Now, you can be Dwight too—with this badge of bizarre honor. Perfect for fans & weird coworkers alike!

Armor up for boredom battles! This magnetic spinner is your adulting-approved stress reliever. Spin, slide, repeat. Weirdly addictive!

Tee off at your desk! This mini golf pen set includes clubs, balls, and a putting green box—perfect for dads, bosses, or golf junkies who hate meetings.

Stick it to your desk—and your problems. This mini punching bag is perfect for stress relief, office rage, and passive-aggressive gift giving.

Sleek, clamp-on, and smart—this 24W LED lamp auto-dims, adjusts brightness, and sets the mood. Perfect for workaholics, students, or vibe-curious adults.

Bronze pipes, Edison bulbs, and robo-vibes galore—this steampunk table lamp lights up rooms and conversations. Perfect for desks, dens, and mad scientists.