USB Mouse Jiggler Device

This giant toast pillow is soft, squishy, and weirdly delicious-looking. Perfect for loafing around, home decor, or gifting carb-obsessed weirdos.

Own a piece of atomic history! This handmade trinitite sample from the first nuclear test is the geekiest gift for science buffs, teachers, or Bond villains.

This AI-powered flowerpot makes plant care hilarious with smart sensors, quirky faces, and zero watering needed. It’s like a Tamagotchi... for plants.

This radioactive-ish paperweight contains real uranium ore, safely sealed for curious minds. A desk oddity that’s legal, weird, and slightly alarming.

This smiling middle finger statue brings cheeky charm to any desk, shelf, or office. A hilarious gift for coworkers, pranksters, or passive-aggressive decorators.

Bookmark your chaos! This fake coffee spill saves your page while giving major oops vibes—perfect for caffeine addicts, bookworms, and prank lovers.

Purrfectly weird! These hanging cat towels add fluffy chaos to kitchens and bathrooms—ideal for gifting cat moms, weird friends, or your own paws.

Meet Red, your new kitchen sidekick! This crabby little guy holds your spoons, fights the splatters, and brings shell-abrations to every meal prep.

Create tiny zen moments with a magic sand-drawing orb! Boost focus, spark joy, and hypnotize yourself into relaxation—perfect for quirky desk decor.

Blast back to the ‘80s with this NES-style wireless mouse—perfect for nostalgic nerds, office gamers, or anyone who hates boring tech.

Escape meetings, kids, or reality! This portable pod is your soundproof sanctuary for work, naps, or hiding from responsibility. Privacy never looked so weird.

Beet farmer. Assistant to the Regional Manager. Now, you can be Dwight too—with this badge of bizarre honor. Perfect for fans & weird coworkers alike!