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Unleash your inner kid with this 1 lb bag of rainbow cereal marshmallows! Perfect for pranks, parties, or just hoarding the best part of breakfast.

Own a weird slice of atomic history! This non-radioactive Trinitite specimen glows with Cold War vibes—great for geeks, collectors, or Bond villains.

This lifelike bald old man mask turns you into Grandpa Nightmare. Perfect for Halloween, cosplay, or confusing the neighbors in broad daylight.

A sealed 0.5g ampoule of 99.95% pure cesium metal, preserved in argon for safe display. A rare, reactive element for science lovers and collectors.

Own a preserved piece of Chernobyl history—this authentic medic box fragment is sealed in crystal-clear acrylic for display, curiosity, or education.

Sink your teeth into dragon, unicorn, and Bigfoot (kinda). This snack stick crate delivers wild flavors for cryptid cravers and keto carnivores alike.

Rule the skies—or your next costume party—with this wild eagle head mask. Fierce, feathery, and funny. Perfect for Halloween, pranks, or bald pride.

Make a splash with fishy fashion! These hilarious bass slippers are perfect for pool days, beach vibes, and confusing absolutely everyone you meet.

A glowing relic of radioactive history—this radium watch hand in a glass vial is the ultimate collector's oddity (not for time travel… or touching).

Gator, elk, buffalo—oh my! This wild jerky pack is a high-protein, low-subtlety snack gift for men who want nothing… except more meat.

This rubber duck’s got style—black cowboy hat, shades, and a necklace. Perfect for dashboards that scream “Yeehaw” with every turn signal.

Cue the world’s smallest violin! This mini masterpiece is perfect for mock sympathy, dollhouse flair, or melodramatic office decor.