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Light up the wild with this windproof torch lighter! Perfect for campfires, BBQs, and chaos control—because soggy matches are for amateurs.

Slip into shark mode! These goofy, comfy slides are pool-ready, beach-approved, and guaranteed to bite attention at every step—just not your feet.

Strike up style with this vintage metal kerosene lighter—part Mad Max, part grandpa’s garage. Perfect for man caves, mischief, and weird flexes.

Unleash your inner kid with this 1 lb bag of rainbow cereal marshmallows! Perfect for pranks, parties, or just hoarding the best part of breakfast.

Launch turds, score points, and laugh till you clog the fun! This poop-flinging toilet game is flush with chaos for kids, families, and fart-lovers alike.

Own a weird slice of atomic history! This non-radioactive Trinitite specimen glows with Cold War vibes—great for geeks, collectors, or Bond villains.

This lifelike bald old man mask turns you into Grandpa Nightmare. Perfect for Halloween, cosplay, or confusing the neighbors in broad daylight.

A sealed 0.5g ampoule of 99.95% pure cesium metal, preserved in argon for safe display. A rare, reactive element for science lovers and collectors.

Own a preserved piece of Chernobyl history—this authentic medic box fragment is sealed in crystal-clear acrylic for display, curiosity, or education.

Sink your teeth into dragon, unicorn, and Bigfoot (kinda). This snack stick crate delivers wild flavors for cryptid cravers and keto carnivores alike.

Rule the skies—or your next costume party—with this wild eagle head mask. Fierce, feathery, and funny. Perfect for Halloween, pranks, or bald pride.

Make a splash with fishy fashion! These hilarious bass slippers are perfect for pool days, beach vibes, and confusing absolutely everyone you meet.