Exotic Jerky Gift Pack

Sink your teeth into dragon, unicorn, and Bigfoot (kinda). This snack stick crate delivers wild flavors for cryptid cravers and keto carnivores alike.

Rule the skies—or your next costume party—with this wild eagle head mask. Fierce, feathery, and funny. Perfect for Halloween, pranks, or bald pride.

Make a splash with fishy fashion! These hilarious bass slippers are perfect for pool days, beach vibes, and confusing absolutely everyone you meet.

A glowing relic of radioactive history—this radium watch hand in a glass vial is the ultimate collector's oddity (not for time travel… or touching).

This rubber duck’s got style—black cowboy hat, shades, and a necklace. Perfect for dashboards that scream “Yeehaw” with every turn signal.

Cue the world’s smallest violin! This mini masterpiece is perfect for mock sympathy, dollhouse flair, or melodramatic office decor.

Serve justice one windshield at a time! These snarky cards are the passive-aggressive stocking stuffer no driver knew they needed.

Can't pick dinner? Roll with it! This steel food decision dice makes mealtime choices fun, chaotic, and argument-free-ish. Perfect for hangry couples!

Keep the jewels cool! This anti-chafing, odor-fighting cream is your downstairs defense system. No sweat, no stink—just happy nuts. You’re welcome.

No more beard confetti in the sink! This grooming bib catches every stray hair. Perfect for dads, hubbies, and hairy dudes everywhere. Sassy and practical!

Grossly realistic and weirdly educational—this 1lb fat replica is perfect for anatomy demos, science students, or shocking your friends into skipping dessert.

It’s a pillow. It’s a shell. It’s a lifestyle. This giant plush turtle shell is perfect for naps, cosplay, or slow-motion ninja chaos on your couch.